Listen to your Captain.

Captain Jack Harkness | Immortal | Omnisexual | Room 414


Woke up with little memory and a pair of tight trousers. Someone get me a shot of brandy and a pretty face.

And that's an order.

Turn-On's: Biting, dirty talk, battle for dominance, bed restraints, blindfolds, toys, being called 'Captain', spanking, blow jobs, tongue, spontaneity, hair tugging, Time Lords, confidence, semi-public intercourse.

Turn-Off's: Scat, blood play, water sports, gore, hardcore BDSM.



Anonymous said:
*When* it happens? My, my, you're very confident, Sweetie...

I’m the embodiment of confidence, River. (;


posted 2 years ago |
Anonymous said:
You/River? I want details...

I’m not too sure about River and I. I mean, as far as details go. She’s very headstrong, and so am I, and it makes a hell of a combination in bed. That’s really all I can say. I enjoy myself when it happens.


posted 2 years ago |
sassyvelociraptor:

red-hime:

highway131:

gimme somethin to do folks

yeah sure why not

Beware cause I’ll probably confess true and inexplicable love for you

sassyvelociraptor:

red-hime:

highway131:

gimme somethin to do folks

yeah sure why not

Beware cause I’ll probably confess true and inexplicable love for you


posted 2 years ago | 7333 notes | via | (© fatherpucci)

Put a ☠ in my ask box and I'll tell you how my character would kill yours. 


posted 2 years ago | 256 notes | via travelingmadman

Free For All Friday 

Send me anything your twisted hearts desire:

  • Commands
  • FMKs
  • This or that
  • Truth or Dares
  • Pick up lines
  • Creepy compliments
  • Elaborate death scenarios
  • Pretty much anything goes!


I’ll be up for the next twenty minutes or so, then I’m off. 

Waiting on a starter from Serena, and replies from the Master and the Doctor. Ohohoho~ xD


track-three-master:

xcptjharkness:

track-three-master:

The Master watched Jack watch him, his own cock hardening further under the unwavering gaze of the immortal.  Jack’s eyes told the Master how much of a challenge Jack would present to him and it sent a delicious thrill through him. 

His hand had just reached the button of his pants when Jack moved towards him, all smooth sensuality.  He resisted the burning need to reach Jack until the other man was pressed against him, his breath hot over the Master’s mouth.  The Master grinned against Jack’s lips, murmuring, “I won’t.”  He abandoned his pants and tangled one hand in Jack’s soft hair, pressing their mouths together in a demanding kiss.

Jack heard the sound of the Master’s trousers dropping from his hips, and their lips met in a desperate kiss as the Captain pulled the other man closer with a quiet groan. He guided them backwards, laying back so the Master was on top of him and his tongue asked hastily for entrance into the Master’s mouth, fingers digging into the man’s back and Jack rolled his hips upwards to create some friction between them. 

The Master followed Jack down onto the bed, pinning the Captain with his weight and rocking his hips downwards against Jack’s, groaning into his mouth as his hard length slid against Jack’s between two layers of fabric.  He opened his mouth under Jack’s searching tongue, slipping his own tongue out to meet Jack’s.  The Master slid his hand from Jack’s hair down along his jaw and neck to his chest, stopping it just below Jack’s nipple as he broke the kiss long enough to gasp out, “The sheet needs to go. Now.”

The Captain started a deep rhythm as their hips met each other, his own length literally throbbing with pleasure in time with his heart rate. Their tongues battled briefly until he caught the Master’s words of urgency and pulled the sheet that was tangled in between his legs and under him off and pushed it off the bed. Jack pressed his lips back to the Master’s and slid his hands down the other man’s back with an airy groan, grasping his arse and giving it a firm squeeze, smirking against the kiss. 


Let’s Get Sonic ; The Captain&Theta 

Jack’s navigational skills around the hotel weren’t exactly the best. He hadn’t gotten lost yet, but if he didn’t keep an eye out on where he was going, the Captain was surely going to lose his way. Luckily, all he needed to do was find the roof, which wasn’t too hard considering he just needed to take an elevator to the top floor, then find a door with the bold titling of ‘ROOF’ on it.

Once making his way up the staircase towards the roof, he opened the door at the top to see the lovely, familiar sight of a certain blue box. “Hello, TARDIS.” He said quietly, walking up to the old girl and resting his hand on it’s exterior gently. He wondered why the Doctor hadn’t just left through her already. Maybe the Time Lord was enjoying himself here more than he thought.

Knocking on the firm surface, Jack let out a call. “Doctor!” 


posted 2 years ago | 2 notes |
tags: #th-doctor

th-doctor:

xcptjharkness:

Well, I’d be more than happy to distract you whenever it’s hard.

For now… Yours or mine?

I’m not currently in my room, I’ve been staying in the TARDIS, and she’s parked up on the roof. Come by whenever you’d like, Captain. ;)


I haven’t gotten a really good blowjob in a long time. 

itgirl-serena:

xcptjharkness:

I like the way you think.

Why don’t you walk your fine self down to Room 414? I’ll be waiting.

I might just have to do that…but what’s in it for me?

If I come out of this satisfied, I’ll make sure you won’t want to leave bed tomorrow morning. Though, it might be because you won’t be able to walk…

I can’t ensure you forgetting your name, but there’s a good chance if I have you moaning mine too much…